"STRAIGHT PEOPLE EXIST! THEY'RE NOT LIKE UNICORNS! I BELIEVE IN STRAIGHT PEOPLE!" solitude_regret
"Then I was kilt by a man with big arms and long skillful fingers, who played guitar in the sun"
"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."" pippinto0k
"wut do you do after you have sex?" "Put the body back in the grave."
"I'm learning Asian culture because it's going to make me rich one day. Unlike you." -Shikalee
"Rofl I've burned so many witches. I'm like lol ya they're such fags and we just take 'em out and light 'em up here."
"Whenever someone has a fourth child that's a daughter, they're born with 15 toes. The government secretly cuts off the extra 5 toes, because they're a threat to national security because they make contact with vicious aliens. It's true. If you don't think so you're close-minded."
"History is far from fact. Anyone with a brain knows that." -Shikalee
"Grow up and eat a steak, commie."
"I want to milk tetris milk from your tetris teets"
"I don't view furries as gay. I just view them as really faggy individuals." -Fursecutor
"I guess har paws accidently slipped into her crotch when she was just resting them on her lap." -Fursecutor
"You're like the Justice of the internet, or the... Batman of the internet."
"I still believe it's ironic that gay porn would be reported in a furry thread." -Fursecutor
"FURRY INTERVIEWS v.2 ITT: Everything is subject to moral scrutiny except being a furry." -DementedFellow
"good you want to push that fucking luck you little prissy ass bitch i bet your the knid of guy who sucks loads of cock you fucking fag"
"By the way, he sounds pretty fishy. I wouldn't trust a guy who calls himself Commander Blowjob." - The Mighty ZRex
"Democratic gays? That sounds very Athenian."
"It's like a Civil War re-enactment, only it's not based on anything and involves Lord of the Rings characters."
"By the way, I put my dick in your mouth."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy."
"in retrospective, your use of wit is even worser than a 14 year old girl." cooked_sashimi
"Is Vonnegut some sort of instructional book, or is it a fiction itself?" Shikalee
"AND HANSEL BEGAT SHITMORE, AND SHITMORE BEGAT AZATHELBLOB WHO LIVED FOR 500 YEARS, AND MORGADETH AND SHOEHOCKER BEGAT OPTIMUS PRIME WHO LIVED FOR 600 YEARS, PRAISE LONGCAT."