Okay this is a legit art thing. I HAVE NO SCANNER, so I'm reduced to ~*shudder*~ drawing with the tablet, which is okay except everything comes out sketchy. And not in a shady, I will shank you way. But anyway, uh if anyone could tell me how to make these two line up better and not look like all... weird and shit, that would be awesome.

( durr hurr )

You know what I miss? TV. I want fucking TV back. /lazy amur'can

I WANT TO WATCH TRUE BLOOD AND WEEDS AND VENTURE BROTHERS AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT BOBBY LIKES. AND HOUSE. I WANT TO WATCH HBO WITH POPCORN AND BE LIKE OMG SO GRIPPING. I WANT TO SEE SAM AND DEAN. I WANT TO WATCH... HELL I WOULD WATCH DH WHILE DOING MY WORKOUTS IDGAF.

I JUST WANT TV.

ROLEPLAYME!

( my thread: here! )


FUCK IS ANYONE ELSE DOING THIS? AM I LATE AS USUAL?

This mugshot of the year candidate is brought to you by Torrington, CT, continuing its quest for the title of "The Florida of New England"
--Fark

NOOOOO MY HOME TOWN

I read an ALMOST tl;dr article about relationships and marriage that I absolutely loved. Here's a chunk towards the end:

"So why don’t we accept marriage as a splitting-the-mortgage arrangement? As Fisher suggests, rekindling the romance is, for many of us, biologically unnatural, particularly after the kids come. (Says another friend of mine, about his wife of 23 years: “My heart doesn’t lift when she walks in the room. It sinks, slightly.”) If high-revving women are sexually frustrated, let them have some sort of French arrangement where they have two men, the postfeminist model dad building shelves, cooking bouillabaisse, and ignoring them in the home, and the occasional fun-loving boyfriend the kids never see. Alternately, if both spouses find life already rather exhausting, never mind chasing around for sex. Long-married husbands and wives should pleasantly agree to be friends, to set the bedroom aglow at night by the mute opening of separate laptops and just be done with it."

Teal deer tells you that marriage doesn't have to be so serious business. It's a way to cut costs and raise kids, really. People should still be able to date, or just be pals and ignore each other or whatever. Don't let being a husband or wife drag you down and make you miserable.

Bobby and I cemented our relationship because I was reading the article to him. I asked him how he felt about it, and he loved it. We already have an open relationship, and I already knew he liked the idea of a unit instead of a couple. Like, I could live with Bobby and date Bobby, but we could also live with and love/have sex with a third party. Not like we're all dating, because it feels limiting. Just like, Bobby's my boyfriend or husband eventually, and the third party is our friend that we love and sex up and... stuff.

He thought the idea was great! Which is nice for me, considering how fickle I am. Constantly crushing, and all that. I don't take marriage seriously, and neither does he. Hell, we want to be married by a ship captain dressed as a pirate before breaking out random Jew ceremonies for lulz and confusion, as neither of us are Jewish.

So in the end, I think, my life is pretty tops. Bobby and I will be just swell.

what do you do if your mom tries to friend you on facebook

Dear paradisa crew. Y'all are awesome. I mean gosh, you know that. I'm so happy to see a big DC cast full of talented young people, really. But I never post there. I mean let's be honest, Guy is the greatest thing in the universe blah blah blah, but eh I guess roleplaying games on the internet aren't really my jive at the moment. I'll go bid a hearty farewell later.

BESIDES I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE IS DOGGING FOR THAT CHARACTER LOL jk no one wants to play Guy.

As for nezbit, sorry, I probably shouldn't have picked up Sander Susan in the first place. Bah.

Here niggas I got some fandom sketches SEE: GUY EVERYWHERE, but for now have dis masterpiece

( y'all bitches dint no im picasso )

Happy birthday, pococurante, even if you're not around to celebrate.

Neil: Check this out /video of seals being eaten by sharks.

Me: OH MY GOD I LOVE SEALS, WHY??

Neil: Oh, um... sorry! Um, here. /video of frogs dying

Me: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL I LOVE FROGS

Stuart: NEIL JUST SENT ME THIS /story of girl dying after seeing Up

Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Neil: my bad lol

My pal Stuart and I were picking Sailor Senshi for ourselves. I would be Sailor Venus, he would be Sailor Moon, and our pal Neil would be Tuxedo Mask.

WHO WOULD YOU BE AS A SAILOR SENSHI?


Awwww

Oh hey Guy, I see those big beefy arm muscles. You trying to seduce me, or does that just cme naturally? If you read the GL where Yat becomes the sun of Daxam, my gods... that's how I feel about the universe. Arisia is pretty cool by the way. Everyone should read this shit.

Regular Green Lantern is kind of boring. I just want Hal to become the rainbow lantern and get it over with.

Deadpool extra funny today, both of them.

I actually like Tim Drake in this new Red Robin business. The old angst from the Robin series was GOD AWFUL, but I honestly love him here. Timmy's been a keen Robin, I think, so I'm always interested to see where they're going with him. His breakdown, reminding both Damien and himself that he's Tim Wayne now, got me a little choked.

OH MY GOSH. Batman and Robin. Cutest thing on the shelves go buy it! Dick and Damien as the dynamic duo are just so perfect. Grant Morrison does such a good job with them, like... cannot even be said~ I haven't liked Dick Grayson since he stopped being Robin, which says something. The art is awesome, too. Frank Quitely takes the time to draw the little details of the costumes, like kneepads and gloves liners, which ech, just adds to it.

"Crime is doomed." Oh Damien. How adorable.

I'm not reading Captain America or Batman 687 until tomorrow, so blah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUEAK

I went to the doctor. Now I can't eat citrus, chocolate, tommy toes, or soda/coffee. I have to go see a psychiatrist and a vag doctor too, so she says. BOOOOOO.

Sorry Erin for joining that game and then not doing anything. I am still sick :( MY FACEBOOK SUGGESTS OTHERWISE, but it's true.

I... I spread my message of love. I actually spread my message of love. I got someone who believed in the hatred and the suffering of humanity, who thought that we must be forced to love one another through destruction and violence, to accept us all with love. To reach out to people and hold their hands, instead of smacking them with a ruler. I ACTUALLY GOT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO ME AND NOW HE'S FUCKING NOT A BIG JERK. I... I AM SO HAPPY. I FEEL LIKE JESUS LOL ps dodn't mean that, Jesus, don't smite me or be all burr burr burr at me lolololol jk you are fake.

...Or are you? /covers bases like a pussy

And happy birthday to Piper and Sarah :)

Whatever that frog puppet is super cute

I knew there was a reason I didn't actively seek out friendships! A girl I only met once thinks I'm a huge bitch based on the fact that I called my friend an asshole. For being a huge asshole and hoping her relationship with her long-term boyfriend failed so he could go out with her.

I guess he doesn't like me anymore either, for that reason. Ugh I quit. I like knowing gossip too, but I don't like spreading it or FOR GOD'S SAKE starting it. These people are gossip queens. I am convinced that most people are gossip queens.

Bobby and I have decided to emmigrate somewhere, when we have the money. I'm so tired of trying to please people only to have them laugh about it behind my back. I just want to be friends :(

Also apparently telling someone "We should be friends!" is weird and grounds to talk crap about them :( AND NEWS FLASH YOU ASS, I would never EVER say that I could tell you ~*anything*~. You're the biggest old maid/gossip queenie the world has ever known. Your reign shall last long after you are gone, your majesty. The second I tell you something, it comes spilling out of your royal mouth!

Before I knew that, I told you Bobby's issue, and made you promise not to leak it to work. HUR HUR HUR HOW WEIRD THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW NOW. Wasn't me, wasn't Bobby, so who could it be? That could ruin so much for him. I cannot believe you'd violate someone's privacy like that. I told you because I thought you were a close friend of ours, but apparently you hate us and find us annoying anyway. Except your little girl friend you're trying to steal, who LOVES Bobby but fucking hates my guts.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

My only regret is that seeing you at work tomorrow will piss me off, and I'll be forced to stew in it for 9 hours while I'm there >(

I found Nirvana again. I wrote this to a friend of mine because I needed to tell someone. I'm putting it here so I can remember just what I said and felt and felt so wonderful so perfect

( again again again )

Chapter 15
Jacobi decides to tell the vampires to move north, so Samimus Prime can't murder them in their sleep. Sethus already did that, and they refused because Carlisle has an x ray machine in his house. Turns out the hospital in Forks just let him take it.

Bella decided to call her parents and let them know she's getting better, even though it's already been decided that she will either die or turn into a vampire once her baby is born. Fortunately, even Wardo thinks this idea is retarded.

Rosalie continues to be less cool than she was in the last book. Emmett thankfully not around to witness such a horror.

Bella gets bigger by two centimeters a day, but for some reason has not exploded or gotten really freaky marks on her stomach.

Bella continues to be a bitch to Charlie. Perhaps he and Emmett are off on a fishing trip.

Carlisle: We now nothing about vampire babies.

Bella: No one's ever had a vampire baby before.

Edward: They use their teeth to escape the womb.

Jacob: How do you know that?

Edward: We did research.

Bella: We're unique. No one has ever had a vampire baby before.

Jacob: That doesn't make any sense!

Edward: How dare you. Your face doesn't make sense. Our logic is sound.

Rosalie: People in living in South America are foul and disgusting. They have no culture or medicine.

Edward: Yeah, I heard that was true.

Jacob: I won't argue.

Stephanie Meyer: Stupid... South Americans *draws stick figures of herself killing a guy in a sombrero*

Then SMeyer sets up Bella's fetus to be just like Jacob gentically, so it's not an inter-species relationship when he has gay sex with the baby.

Chapter 16
Leah does some cool shit and is normal. The Brethren Jacobi hold hands and sing camp songs. Poor Leah can't have children because she's a werewolf, which makes her feel like shiot. Let's make this a story about wurrwolves now.

ALL WOMEN WANT BABIES AND WOULD KILL SOMEONE FOR A BABY. EVEN LEAH. IT SAYS THAT RIGHT HERE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HATRED. Oh and all male vampires are stronger than female ones obviously.

Now Edward can hear baby's thoughts. It has thoughts that Wardo can understand, because I imagine a fetus is a baby and life starts at conception.

Ew wtf Bella named her baby Edward Jacob. To ruin Jacobi's life and make him miserable, MY ONLY GUESS. Edward Cullen III lol. Esquire. Unless it's a girl. Then it will be named Renemse, which is a horrible, ugly name that should not exist. What's wrong with Alisper or Emmettalie? Or Charlisle? Charlisle is also a terrible name, so it's fair!

The end.

Yeah I went to a Renaissance Faire in Massachusetts today. It was actually really cool, despite being tiny. Like, I think it was just an excuse for this weird academy of the "knightly arts" to swordfight with each other. Some badass mofo played the pipes though.

I've never really been attracted to bigger women before, but this belly dancer... god, she was perfect. Two women, covered shoulder to toe, were sexier and more beautiful than any other human being I have ever seen. Screw you, tiny naked chicks. /screws self