Deez are all my favorites. I need to save them so I can set my computer on fire without worry.

some vista tips
moar
Gemstone library
Free cmputer shit
That thing that lets you put highlighted text behind pictures
Search Shakespeare
Wheel of the year
cougars
Your birthday's tree
Mythology encyclopedia
hdr photos
free books
forest meditation room, my best link
write your name in elvish
comic panels
irish dictionary
godchecker
plugs
moar
norse shit
gifs
colors
shirts
gardening veggies
moar religion
endangered dags

Spam me with cute cupcakes

Sup?

"I am able to orgasm simply by smelling my fiancee's pillow while she is gone,"

AHHHHHHHHHHH, RUN FIANCEE, RUN! DON'T MARRY HIM!

I love you because you
smell like my genitals which smell like graham
crackers

I have had three dreams about my ex boyfriend since wednesday, all of them clouded with bitterness, desperation, and hostility. Sigh.

I have to make a weird kind of transfer from one computer to another for songs I lost, so this is just a music dump for me. TAKE AWAY THOUGH.

!!! - Yadnus
!!! - Yadnus

Herman Dune - Suburbs With You

Patrick Wolfe - The Libertine

Trio Mocoto - Nao Se Por Que

Brian Eno - In Dark Trees

DJ Shadow - Can't Go Home Again

Flogging Molly - Cruel Mistress

Helen & Dick Bouchard - Nobody Wears a Frown in Tweakertown

Five Iron Frenzy - My Evil Plan to Save the World

Kenneth Woods - La Mer and Galanta Dance Excerpts

Larry Groupe - The Portait Room

Alak - Dragon Roost Theme

The Reduced Shakespeare Company - In the Beginning Blues

Deuter - White

Bossacucanova - Essa Moca Ta Diferente

M - Fighter

Alak - Gerudo Valley

E-Type - I'm Flying

Muppet Treasure Island - Professional Pirate

Arvo Part - The Hanging Man

Bruno Coulais - L'Arrivee ecole

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Counting Down the Hours

Prozzak - Be As

Jay Z - Big Pimpin'

DJ Food - Mambo Jack

Wang Lee Hom - Kiss Goodbye

The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts

Alak - Zelda's Lullaby

Alak - Minuet of Forest

Tsunami Bomb - The Invasion From Within

Blink 182 - I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass

Ceann na Caca - Worst Pirate

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

Alak - Windmill Hut

Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo

Elliot Smith - King's Crossing

Djivan Gasparyan - A Cool Wind is Blowing

Midicronica - Star Diva

Recoil - Jezebel

Alak - Song of Time

Flogging Molly - Death Valley Queen

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub

Cherry Poppin Daddies - No Mercy for the Swine

Great Big Sea - Old Black Rum

Kylie Minogue - Santa Baby

Alak - Ballad of the Wind Fish

TTC - Dancing Box (Modelselektor remix)

The Curse of Monkey Island - A Pirate I Was Meant to Be

Howard Shore - Evenstar (with Isabel Bayrakda)

J Ralph - One Million Miles Away

Sufjan Stevens - A Good Man is Hard to Find

The Arcade Fire - Black Mirror

The Decemberists - Clementine

Alak - Song of Time version 2

The Davinci Code - Poisoned Chalice

The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

The Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars

Percy Faith Orchestra - Theme From a Summer Place

Rocky Horror Picture Show - Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me

Woody Philips - Air (On a G String)

Alak - Intro to Wind Waker

Samurai Champloo - Aruarian Dance

Regina Spektor - Apres Moi

Okay, I am stopping at 10. Apres Moi for now.

Well, Bobby totally bombed is practice ASFAB for the military. You need a 50 to pass, and he got a 28. Boy's just not that academic. He wrote down a math problem for me ((3-2)5x8.25) because he couldn't solve it, but I showed him how. He doesn't... he doesn't have any self-confidence. He's afraid of studying, because he doesn't want to fail and look stupid.

I feel bad for him. I guess I can't be angry for lettng him convince me into this stupid fake marriage thing before he was even accepted. And now if he's not, we're double fucked.

Sorry I haven't been commenting on posts a lot. I'm a little busy.

I STARTED READING NARUTO AGAIN. I KNOW, I KNOW. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, besides the obv Sasuke is a bad guy, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE.

LOL moment: When the series first started, it was about escaping fate and making something of yourself against all odds. It is now about how people are fated to do things, and will do them no matter what.

Batman and Robin #4: JASON TODD. I am so happy that Grant Morrison decided to keep the Todd around for a villain, because he really makes a great one (sometimes). His first run as the Red Hood was le awesome king, so this pleases me already. Also, his crazy bitch friend is crazy. I absolutely adore the way Morrison writes Jason, with his silly hip lingo and excitement about justice and shiot. And lol @ them using Twitter when they destroy bad guys.

Green Arrow Black Canary #24: I love that crazy redhead who wants to bone Green Arrow. AND EFF YEAH SPEEDY SAVES THE DAY. Damn, gurl, all the ladies in this series so fine. For real though, everything in this comic is great.

Batgirl #2: IF I HAD KNOWN BATGIRL WAS ABOUT STEPHANIE BROWN, I WOULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED IT. I WILL POINTEDLY REFUSE TO PURCHASE IT FROM NOW ON, AS IF I HAVEN'T RANTED ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THAT CHARACTER ENOUGN ALREADY. BUT STILL: I HATE THIS CHARACTER. I MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY RAGE AT HER BEING BATGIRL. AND I KNOW THE SERIES WILL END WITH BABS GIVING HER A BIG OL' STAMP OF APROVAL AND A HUG OR SOME SHIT which just makes me angrier. The only highlight of Mizz Brwon being Batgirl is that Cassandra Cain is NOT Batgirl. But you know what? Hollow victory. At least they had the decency to never put Cass in anything and ignore her, anyway.

Blackest night #3: SO GOOD. Oh god, Ray Palmer, who I suddenly care about after basically ignoring forever. The Indigo Lanterns are hardcore brah, and WHO CALLED WHITE LANTERN HAL JORDAN? WHY IT WAS ME and like everyone else in the world lol. Anyway, good shit. I teared up when the smart ha;f of Firestorm turned into salt.

Deadpool: Merc With a Mouth #3: lol jokes

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, except Tiny Titans, which amounts to "lol cute".

A Seth Green clone asked me out for a drink today. God I must be hot.

EDIT: Hotter than real Seth Green though lol

Blackest Night #2: AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. I like how they're killing off a bunch of people that nobody minds dying. Aqualad, you're okay, but sorry. I do feel a little bad for the Atom though. His teary-eyed phone call MAY have choked me up a little bit. Oo, and this issue has Zatanna.

Deadpool: Suicide Kings #5: Spider-man makes a joke about his web looking like jizz on someone's face. The two little fellas team up to stop some douche from being douchebaggy, and Deadpool gets laid in the end! For some reason, that was a legit "awwww" moment. Oh well, that's the end of this series anyway.

Models Inc #1: I only bought this because Tim Gunn was on the cover. He also got to wear the Iron Man costume in a little special at the back, and was all I CAN MAKE IT WORK which was amaaaaaaaazing, if you're into Tim Gunn (which I am). Unfortunately, the rest of the comic is super retarded.

Booster Gold #24: Booster, Rip, and Raven are still teamed up in an alternate future, trying to keep Deathstroke's son from killing Robin in the past so Trigon could rule in the future. Zatanna and Kyle Rayner are married, which.... I mean... I love that. I just love it. Anyway, Admiral Akbar came by to alert them of the trap and/or tarp, Boostah and pals save the daaaaaaaaaaay! Unfortunately, now Jaime has to deal with the wrath of the Black Beetle.

OH SHIT, and Ollie Queen was leading the rebellion. God I love Ollie. EVERY TIME. HE'S SUCH A CHAMP.

MILAGRO WILL BE SUPER IMPORTANT TO THE WORLD? YES. YES SHE HAD BETTER BE. I love tiny Milagro.

Green Lantern Corps #40: SALAAK LAID DOWN THE LAW. UNNNNNNNNNNF god that was amazing. I actually did a big audible YEAHUH when I read that BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING. Also lol Guy Gardner is like a third in charge of the entire Corps hahaha. Guy can do it. EXCEPT HE GOT STABBED IN THE LEG. THAT BLEW ASS. He'll live though, because otherwise I will despair. Salaak will save you with his mighty computer, Guy! Anyway, Soranik, Iolande, and Arisia are bosses. SUCK IT OTHER COMIC BOOK HEROINES.

Deadpool #15: A surprisingly serious, angsty issue. Deadpool in a tiny purple roller skating suit pretending to be gay. It's funny how that counts as serious. Anyway, it was still really good. I kind of Hope Deadpool does join the X Men, even though I dislike them and their series.

YOUNG AVENGERS 4/5: I didn't even know they made this, but I like it. I don't know who ANYBODY is, and two of the new kids have the same haircut, earrings, jacket, and face. The only difference is that one of them wears a Spidey shirt. I don't really know what's going on at all, but I like Wiccan a lot, so it's aiight.

AND THAT IS IT.

( Soranik, Cap, and some asshole )

BRB GOING TO GET MY COMIC GOODIES

Okay, so anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE seeing new people getting into comics. I love comics, and I love talking to people about comics. I love showing people comics they haven't read, discussing story arcs, heroes, villains, etc. It's absolutely my favorite thing.

So permit me to be annoyed JUST THIS ONCE at newbie comic fans.

By now, everyone knows that Disney bought Marvel. A young lady I was arguing with was so concerned that Disney would ruin "her Iron Man", that it would never be the same and she'd, I dunno, have a heart attack or something. After a bit of pressing, she admitted that she actually didn't read Iron Man, or any comics. She just really liked the movies.

OH. SO IT WOULDN'T REALLY FUCKING AFFECT YOU AT ALL, WOULD IT? Christ. I know being into western comics is nerd chic right now, but it's a little ridiculous to have legit comic posers AS MUCH AS I HATE EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT WORD. Why would you bother pretending you read them, when you could ACTUALLY read them? I-I don't understand. Don't act all fake mad because you think it makes you look nerd smart :(

Side note: People who are still running around going WATCHMEN IS THE PINNACLE OF AMAZING, REALLY TOUCHES ON ISSUES, DID YOU SEE RORSCHACH?!?!???? Welcome to 20 years ago. Hey, I get excited when I read old stuff that's new to me too, but you have to understand that it's NOT new. Just because it was interesting for it's time doesn't mean it's STILL interesting now. That idea has been played and played and played in fiction for EVER, and here's a secret: Alan Moore didn't do it best. For the love of God, stop parading it around like the new hip craze. IT'S OVER TWENTY YEARS OLD. I'M SORRY YOU MISSED THE BOAT BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. It's like suddenly getting into jeans and walking around going WOO. LOOK AT ME, I'M WEARING THESE NEW TYPE OF SLACKS CALLED JEANS. THEY'RE DURABLE AND TOUGH. LOOK HOW MANY STYLES. THIS ONE IS CALLED BOOTCUT. GO LEVIS WOOOOOO!

Anyway. Back to my usual nerd loving ways. Off to the comic shop to drool with my pals.

"Oh, me and Brianne split"
"What about the baby?"
"Oh. Miscarriage."
"That's awesome"
"I know dude, I partied my ass of. Huge weight off my shoulders."

I think the shallow hipster wench didn't eat to keep herself from getting fat. Bobby thinks his pal falcon punched her down some stairs.

"I am at peace"


Peacemakers are receptive, good-natured, and supportive. They seek union with others and the world around them.



How to Get Along with Me
( SHIT LONG )

IT'S TRUE. Sort of. I do take lots of crit personally and shiiiiiiiiiiit but whatever.

Green Lantern 45: I AM EXCITE ABOUT THESE BLACK LANTERNS. STILL. Don't care about Star Sapphires though, and the Carol loving Hal bit is just... whatever. Are there any dude Sapphires? :(

Batman and Robin 3: UHHHHH GRANT MORRISON. YOU A WEIRD DUDE. Still a good series, just weird as hail. Pyg was just... just... Grant Morrison. Have you been doing drugs again?

Gotham City Sirens 3: Guess who doesn't care about the Riddler?

Blackest Night Titans: I really like how the old Dove couldn't be resurrected by the black rings, but on the other hand, I don't care about the Titans at all.

Batman: The Widening Gyre by Kevin Smith: What a pile. Ivy's a whore, Joker's a (well) joke, Batman's a retard, and the plot sucks. Glad to see you got over your last Batman failure, Kev. Sigh.

Deadpool 14: Some pie-rat shit. MERC WITH A MOUTH IS BETTER. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEADPOOL TITLES? Oh, because I will buy them. Sigh.

Detective Comics 856: I still like Detective Comics, and I'm still surprised that I give fuck all about Batwoman. And then there were some werewolves and shit, with some tentacle monster or something. This series is kind of hard to follow if you haven't read Crime Bible, which I thought was too boring to finish :(

King Triton

Rip Torn

Ariel

Shosanna Dreyfus. I DEMAND IT.

Prince Eric

Sean Maher. Sup baby.

Ursula

KATHY BATES DUH

Louie

Jacques Chirac. Just saying.

VANESSA, THAT BITCH

Megan Fox is obv Ursula in disguise.

DON'T BE INFLUENCED BY MY ANSWER! Like you would.



It looks like a smiling cat with bat wings coming out of the ears. And like a gas mask or something.